Death, Taxes & Vajacials!

Once upon a time (okay, like five years ago), skincare was all about THE FACE. We cleansed, we toned, we slugged, we SPF’d like our lives depended on it. But what about the rest of us? Our bodies have just been out here, settling for basic lotions and body washes, hoping for a little extra love.

Feet First: Because Cracked Heels Aren’t a Vibe

We obsess over smooth, glowing facial skin, but what about our feet? The good news: foot care is getting the skincare treatment.

I’ll be the first to admit—my feet were struggling a few blue moons ago. Dry, cracked, borderline embarrassing. Shocker, I know, since I portrayed myself as a perfect entity 😆. I had to put my big girl panties on and decided to treat my feet like I treat my face, and the results? Game-changing.

• Step 1: The Grind – I used an electric callus remover twice a week. So satisfying.
• Step 2: Chemical Warfare – Glycolic acid toner at night (yes, on my feet!) kept dead skin at bay.
• Step 3: Moisture Lock – Every night: urea cream + Vaseline + socks = ridiculously soft feet.

We can all have butter-soft feet, we just need to keep these things in mind.

Body Serums & Actives: Because Your Arms Deserve the Same Energy as Your T-Zone

Gone are the days of slapping on a basic lotion. Body skincare has gone high-tech—and we’re here for it.

Here’s the secret: moisture starts in the shower. Invest in a nice shower oil to lather yourself with in the last 2 minutes of your shower. I like Neutrogena because I'm old school.

From there, we layer with all the good stuff once the oil has settled into our skin. And the best part? You have so many options to choose from!

When used regularly, body serums can lead to noticeable improvements in skin texture, tone, and overall appearance, so let's get to rubbing ladies!

Scrub-a-Dub: The Era of Luxe Body Exfoliation

Forget scratchy apricot scrubs—body exfoliation (you know exactly who we're talking about) has entered its luxury era.

Body scrubs are an essential key in bodycare because they exfoliate, removing dead skin cells and revealing smoother, brighter skin.

An 'everything shower' would be incomplete without a nice sugar scrub. Whether you're a Bath & Body Works girlie, or a Tree Hut enthusiast, this homemade coffee sugar scrub will tickle your fancy and the best part is you have all the items readily available at home!

DIY Coffee Body Scrub Recipe:

• ½ cup used coffee grounds (or fresh, for a stronger scrub)
• ¼ cup brown sugar (for extra exfoliation)
• ¼ cup coconut oil (melted) or olive oil)
• 1 tsp vanilla extract (optional, but makes it smell amazing!)
• ½ tsp cinnamon (optional, boosts circulation)

Mix everything together, scrub gently in circular motions, and rinse for baby-soft skin!

Optional scenting👃🏻

Vanilla Latte Bliss ☕🍦 (Warm & Sweet)

Smells like: A cozy vanilla latte—sweet, creamy, and comforting!

Great for: Dry skin & relaxation

• 5 drops Vanilla Oleoresin (rich, warm scent)
• 3 drops Cinnamon Bark (boosts circulation)
• 2 drops Sweet Orange (brightens and refreshes)

Energizing Mocha Kick 🍫☕ (Bold & Invigorating)

Smells like: A rich chocolate mocha—perfect for morning showers!

Great for: Waking up & smoothing skin

• 5 drops Peppermint (refreshing & cooling)
• 3 drops Cocoa Absolute (chocolatey goodness)
• 2 drops Coffee Essential Oil (deepens the coffee scent)

Spa-Like Glow 🌿🍋 (Fresh & Uplifting)

Smells like: A fresh, herbal spa treatment—zesty & refreshing!

Great for: Detoxifying & brightening

• 4 drops Lemon (brightens & tones skin)
• 3 drops Eucalyptus (refreshing & cleansing)
• 3 drops Rosemary (stimulates circulation & tightens skin)

When it comes to exfoliation, you have your pick of the litter in what route you'd like to take in getting those pores unclogged for better product absorption and silky smooth skin!

Facials for Your Hoo-Ha? Let’s Talk Intimate Area Skincare

Yes, we’re going there. If we do 10-step routines for our faces, why are we ignoring down there?

When it comes to our downstairs diva, we tend to tiptoe around her—she’s a temperamental queen, after all. That’s all the more reason to pamper her like the VIP she is! Bikini area care goes beyond a quick shave or Nair session; she deserves the royal treatment.

Pair your gentle, UNSCENTED feminine wash with a little extra TLC—think a resurfacing toner (or pads) 2-3 times a week, nightly hydration, and the best part of all… a weekly mask!

And of course, I’ve got a recipe for you!

DIY Turmeric Vajacial Mask:

• 1 tsp turmeric powder (brightens & reduces hyperpigmentation)
• 2 tbsp plain yogurt (contains lactic acid for gentle exfoliation)
• 1 tsp honey (anti-bacterial and soothing)
• 1 tsp aloe vera gel (calms inflammation and hydrates)

Mix, apply for 10–15 minutes, then rinse. And that's a recipe for a gorgeous, gorgeous, girl 💁🏼‍♀️.

So, just to recap:

Long-Term Benefits: Your Future Self Will Thank You

Taking care of your body isn’t just about vanity—it’s about longevity, self-care, and confidence.

As we age, we have to take body care seriously if we want to keep our skin as youthful as possible. So yes, those anti-aging products are for you too, Ms. IJustTurned30.

Here’s a hard truth: Sun damage doesn’t just hit your face. I learned this the scary way when I spotted fine lines creeping into my smile before I even hit my mid-twenties. I didn’t even know that was possible! 😱

That was back in 2019, and since then, I’ve been religious about SPF—not just for my face, but for my arms, hands, and legs too. The key? A clear formula that doesn’t leave a white cast or make me feel sticky, because I am a millennial, and I have way bigger fish to fry than sun spots and chalky sunscreen streaks when I’m rushing out the door.

Final Thoughts: Loving Your Skin from Head to Toe

The era of treating body care like an afterthought is officially over. Our skin—ALL of it—deserves the same love and attention we lavish on our faces. Whether it’s baby-soft feet, even-toned arms, or a glowing, hydrated body, investing in these little rituals makes a world of difference.

What’s your favorite body care upgrade? Spill in the comments! 💬👇🏽